therapeutetentacule:

Does any feel the need to engage in conversation with a particular wizard fanatic, also known as, me?

Believe it or not, I’d love to speak with someone. Dare I say, it’s somewhat lonely around here.

Sure.

What sordid aspects witchcraft and wizardry shall we unwisely invoke, to the peril of the world?

(via therapeutetentacule-deactivated)

trickygnostalgic:

molochmentioned:

trickygnostalgic:

omgggggg diirirk hii

nooo im not laright can u give me a hug pls

Sure.

But just for clarification’s sake.

E-hug, meat hug, or dream hug?

a meat hug

wtf is taht

A hug in meatspace, what else would it be?

trickygnostalgic:

molochmentioned:

trickygnostalgic:

where all the dirks at

hrmm..

No hilarious drunken typos? Damn, I am so far out of my gourd with worry that that pumpkin has made it to the other side of the planet. 

You alright, Roxy?

omgggggg diirirk hii

nooo im not laright can u give me a hug pls

Sure.

But just for clarification’s sake.

E-hug, meat hug, or dream hug?

((Si hay algun fan de Homestuck que hable español que se manifieste, si no roleo algo ahora voy a atravezar mi propio pecho con un puñal))


thebestdamnrobin:

((YOU DON’T COUNT JOHN DOUCHEMUFFIN, I ALREADY KNOW YOU LIKE HOMESTUCK))

De que roleo hables? 

Pido disculpas, el español no es mi lengua materna. 

trickygnostalgic:

where all the dirks at

hrmm..

No hilarious drunken typos? Damn, I am so far out of my gourd with worry that that pumpkin has made it to the other side of the planet. 

You alright, Roxy?

Huh


sn1ff1ngoutjust1c3:

molochmentioned:

Yeah, well, I don’t want you to literally hand me your eyeballs, that’d be getting a bit too extreme even for my notoriously desensitized tastes, thanks. This isn’t the well of knowledge and wisdom demanding a shitty toll from an old geezer who hangs around ravens all the time.

Anyway, Sleep isn’t something that I’m all too familiar with, you can pretty much cross it off the list. More likely someone jacked my account.

…and added you.

Huh.

3V3N 1F 1 COULD G1V3 YOU TH3M 4ND YOU COULD SOM3HOW 4TT4CH TH3M TO YOURS3LF, 1 DONT TH1NK H4V1NG 4 P41R OF BL1ND 3Y3S WOULD DO 4NYTH1NG FOR YOU

BUT TH4T F4CT 4S1D3

WHO WOULD H4V3 H1J4CK3D YOUR 4CCOUNT FROM YOU >:?

DO YOU H4V3 4 N3M3S1S?

Wait, hold the phone, you’re blind? Like before gouging your own eyes out and handing them to me-blind?

Huh


sn1ff1ngoutjust1c3:

molochmentioned:

Not sure if ‘assistance’ is something I am desperately lacking, but another pair of eyes could be useful, sure. Getting pretty cognitively cozy up here on my little one-man island.

So. Motive, means, methods. Got some background ideas myself, but I’d be interested in your thoughts.

W3LL, 1 C4NT OFF3R YOU 4NOTH3R P41R OF 3Y3S, BUT 1 COULD SN1FF SOM3TH1NG OUT 1F N33D B3

…1 DONT KNOW THOUGH, M4YB3 YOU SL33P… CL1CK3D OR SOM3TH1NG >:?

Yeah, well, I don’t want you to literally hand me your eyeballs, that’d be getting a bit too extreme even for my notoriously desensitized tastes, thanks. This isn’t the well of knowledge and wisdom demanding a shitty toll from an old geezer who hangs around ravens all the time.

Anyway, Sleep isn’t something that I’m all too familiar with, you can pretty much cross it off the list. More likely someone jacked my account.

…and added you.

Huh.

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gourmetgladiator:

gourmetgladiator:

Bromane Society: Tumblr Edition: > Ask the cook girl.

gourmetgladiator:

molochmentioned:

gourmetgladiator:

GG: iis aanybody oout tthere? ii wwould llove tto ttalk, oor eeven aanswer qquestions…aanything rreally…iit’s llonely hhere.

Shit, why not….

ooh, aa ppleasure tto mmeet yyou mmister sstrider! hheehee, ii’m ttesrae. ttesrae ccorilo! O  u  O ii ddon’t tthink ii ffully uunderstood wwhat yyou ssaid, bbut ookay!

Gonna assume that I’d spell that Tesrae Corilo, but if I’m wrong do tell. 

Pleasure’s all mine, Ms. Corilo.

Huh


sn1ff1ngoutjust1c3:

molochmentioned:

Huh. Not to be alarmist, but you wouldn’t happen to have a rough timestamp of when I started following you?

Because it’s sorta something I don’t remember doing at all.

NOP3, 1M 4FR41D NOT

HOW 1NT3R3ST1NG THOUGH >:O

DO YOU R3QU1R3 1NV3ST1G4T1V3 4SS1ST4NC3 ON TH3 M4TT3R?

Not sure if ‘assistance’ is something I am desperately lacking, but another pair of eyes could be useful, sure. Getting pretty cognitively cozy up here on my little one-man island.

So. Motive, means, methods. Got some background ideas myself, but I’d be interested in your thoughts.

Huh


sn1ff1ngoutjust1c3:

molochmentioned started following you

H3Y, 1 DONT TH1NK 1V3 M3T YOU B3FOR3

YOU DONT SM3LL F4M1L14R 4T L34ST

Huh. Not to be alarmist, but you wouldn’t happen to have a rough timestamp of when I started following you?

Because it’s sorta something I don’t remember doing at all.